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Lana Del Hungry
Ally/17/GA but sometimes MA/loves cats
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
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if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
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"sir arthur conan doyle didn’t write them as a couple"
SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE ALSO DIDN’T WRITE THEM IN 21ST CENTURY LONDON USING CELL PHONES WITH MARY MORSTAN AS AN ASSASSIN AND IRENE ADLER AS A LESBIAN DOMINATRIX PLS FIND A DIFFERENT ARGUMENT
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Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
If you’re suicidal and still alive, I’m so fucking proud of you.
If you’re suffering from an eating disorder and still eating, I’m so fucking proud of you.
If you’re suffering from a mental illness and your fighting, I’m so. Fucking. Proud. Of. You.
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My mom weighs in on the same-sex marriage debate
if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?
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People with anxiety:
Know the worry is irrational
Want to calm down but can’t
Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air
Feel like they are drowning and suffocating. Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.
Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.
Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.
Now I kinda understand anxiety from my friends a little
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But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.
You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.
My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.
You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.
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standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
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today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
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