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Lana Del Hungry
Ally/17/GA but sometimes MA/loves cats & my girlfriend
I’ve said it before and I’ll say 100 times. I love this girl with all my heart.
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
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"there’s nothing to drink"
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shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
you're just trying to scare me.
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
babe what that??
i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
ha ha just kidding!
im just playin babe
that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*things turn sexy*
i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
*white girl runs*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
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He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????
THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
says something that vaguely references song lyric
PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
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